Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/04/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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Q. What's an Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

YOUR StOrY:
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Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required
to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim,
Rescue Anne, to practice.

Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case.

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the
students gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put
his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing.

Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She says
she can't feel her legs!"

YOUR PoEm:
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A certain young man of St. Paul

Consistently practiced withdrawal.
This quaint predilection
Created such friction,

He soon had no foreskin at all.

YOUR QuOtE:
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."

Woody Allen.

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