Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/05/2005

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YOUR JoKe:
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Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?

It may never be proven but they think she may be the
youngest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

YOUR StOrY:
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Do you ever wonder...

if you see a turtle on the side of the road with no
shell, is the turtle naked or homeless?

and since when you receive an item from ups and/or
fedex the item you receive is packed in foam, well...
when you send foam to someone or receive it what do they
pack it in???

and do flowers smell us???

Sent by Nichole

YOUR PoEm:
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A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
`Get out of my clinic!
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool.'

YOUR QuOtE:
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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction."

-- Blaise Pascal

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