Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/06/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to
show him a trick.
"I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need your wife
Claudia and a table."
"Ok", says David and the guy gets on stage.
He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and starts
fucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says,
"That isn't a trick!!!"
The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,
"I know, it's fucking magic."

YOUR StOrY:
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In Minneapolis, USA, 28 year old Derrick L Richardson has been
charged with third-degree murder of his much loved cousin, Ken E
Richardson. According to local police, Derrick had suggested to
Ken that they play a game of Russian Roulette, but, having no
revolver, instead put a semi-automatic pistol to his cousin's
head. Apparently, he did not realize that one bullet always
loads into the firing chamber of a semi-automatic.

YOUR PoEm:
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i'm sick

i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick

my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!

i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!

my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting

i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!

being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain

by,
gabrielle

YOUR QuOtE:
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.

- Ruth Gordon

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