Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/07/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

YOUR StOrY:
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

YOUR PoEm:
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There was a young man named Isaac Cox
Who took as his motto: "I suck cocks."
This frank declaration
Brought him such reputation
That he spent twenty years sucking cocks on the docks.

YOUR QuOtE:
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view

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