Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/08/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 beer
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox

YOUR StOrY:
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

YOUR PoEm:
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Ultimate Haiku

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

- Author unknown

YOUR QuOtE:
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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

- John Peers

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