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Q. What's an Australian kiss?
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
Charles Caleb Colton "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." Anais Nin "My friends are my estate." Emily Dickinson "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out" -Walter Winchell "A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else." - Len Wein

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You might be asking yourself how it is possible to buy a luxury car at
such a ridiculously low price, and the answer lay in the hands of the
Government and financial institutions that seize and auction thousands
of cars a day and auction them off quickly.

Various federal, state, and local government and law enforcement
agencies as well as Banks and lending institutions regularly seize
thousands of cars and Suv's every day and auction them off. At that
point, we make it possible for you to bid and buy these vehicles for
absolutely ridiculously low prices.

http://www.reeltoreelz.com/auct/

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A guy walks into the local NAPA store and asks "can I get a wiper
blade for a Yugo"?

The clerk replies "sounds like a good trade to me".

A Texan stops in a Minesota bar and between drinks brags on how big
his place in Texas but no-one pays any attention to him. He redoubles
his efforts to get someone to listen to his monolog about his place in
the great state of Texas but to no avail ... In desperation he corners
an old farmers and declares " My place in Texas is so big I could hop
into my truck in the morning, drive like hell and barely get to the
edge of my property before the sun went down. The Minnesotian sips his
beer and says "Yep … I had a truck like that once.

As a man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the radio that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"